List of Endangered Creatures in Central Park that should be saved, via Gawker.
Or at least the Catholic Church is. Doesn’t the movie also go bowling with St. Peter’s Basilica?
Someone tell me this is fake, please. I’m dying of laughter right now and am afraid that St. Peter will tell me I shouldn’t have made fun of his game.
Unable to control the new Tunnel Authority directly or indirectly, [Robert Moses] set out to destroy it.
–The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York City
Badass Moses is badass.
What do you MEAN I can’t have sharks with lasers on their heads? You can have a cat with antenna dishes in its ears! WHY CAN’T I HAVE FRICKIN SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS?
What if I just wanted to visit jail?
No. Just, no. The show has been running on life support grasping for wit and relevance the last several seasons. Now with the Playboy stunt and this, I’m going to have to say it. The Simpsons? I think we should start seeing other people.
