February 2010
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Mmm. Bacon. →
Sharks will risk suffocation, all for their love of bacon. Admittedly, so would I.
This is everything Mayor Giuliani stood against! →
List of Endangered Creatures in Central Park that should be saved, via Gawker.
God. Is. Pissed. →
Or at least the Catholic Church is. Doesn’t the movie also go bowling with St. Peter’s Basilica?
November 2009
2 posts
Waterworld, except without bad acting. →
brb, going to hell →
Someone tell me this is fake, please. I’m dying of laughter right now and am afraid that St. Peter will tell me I shouldn’t have made fun of his game.
October 2009
8 posts
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Perfect Boiled Eggs →
I cook, therefore I eat. Eggs.
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“Unable to control the new Tunnel Authority directly or indirectly, [Robert...”
– The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York City
Badass Moses is badass.
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A Genetically-Engineered Cat With Antenna Dishes... →
What do you MEAN I can’t have sharks with lasers on their heads? You can have a cat with antenna dishes in its ears! WHY CAN’T I HAVE FRICKIN SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS?
What Board Games Taught Us About the Economy | The... →
What if I just wanted to visit jail?
'Simpsons' Contest Lets Winner Create New... →
No. Just, no. The show has been running on life support grasping for wit and relevance the last several seasons. Now with the Playboy stunt and this, I’m going to have to say it. The Simpsons? I think we should start seeing other people.
There’s … a lot of amateur porn on the Tumblr wire o_o
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top 5: social media/networking
1. Facebook
The Mega Social Networking Site. I’m on it every day, of course. Unfortunate statistics: the primary reason males use Facebook is to look at pictures of women they don’t know. The second reason is to look at pictures of women they do know.
2. YouTube
Primarily because of all the cute fucking videos I find on it. Oh yeah, and to occasionally feed my habit of stalking...