somebody spoke and i went into a dream

Mmm. Bacon.

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:08:34 -0500

Mmm. Bacon.:

Sharks will risk suffocation, all for their love of bacon. Admittedly, so would I.

This is everything Mayor Giuliani stood against!

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:14:31 -0500

This is everything Mayor Giuliani stood against!:

List of Endangered Creatures in Central Park that should be saved, via Gawker.

God. Is. Pissed.

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:52:00 -0500

God. Is. Pissed.:

Or at least the Catholic Church is. Doesn’t the movie also go bowling with St. Peter’s Basilica?

Waterworld, except without bad acting.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:18:47 -0500

Waterworld, except without bad acting.

brb, going to hell

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:44:49 -0500

brb, going to hell:

Someone tell me this is fake, please. I’m dying of laughter right now and am afraid that St. Peter will tell me I shouldn’t have made fun of his game.

Perfect Boiled Eggs

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:46:57 -0400

Perfect Boiled Eggs:

I cook, therefore I eat. Eggs.

"Unable to control the new Tunnel Authority directly or indirectly, [Robert Moses] set out to destroy..."

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:10:12 -0400

““Unable to control the new Tunnel Authority directly or indirectly, [Robert Moses] set out to destroy it.””

- The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York City

Badass Moses is badass.

A Genetically-Engineered Cat With Antenna Dishes In Its Ears - Friday cat blogging - io9

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:31:36 -0400

A Genetically-Engineered Cat With Antenna Dishes In Its Ears - Friday cat blogging - io9:

What do you MEAN I can’t have sharks with lasers on their heads? You can have a cat with antenna dishes in its ears! WHY CAN’T I HAVE FRICKIN SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS?

What Board Games Taught Us About the Economy | The Big Money

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:24:27 -0400

What Board Games Taught Us About the Economy | The Big Money:

What if I just wanted to visit jail?

'Simpsons' Contest Lets Winner Create New Character

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:35:45 -0400

'Simpsons' Contest Lets Winner Create New Character:

No. Just, no. The show has been running on life support grasping for wit and relevance the last several seasons. Now with the Playboy stunt and this, I’m going to have to say it. The Simpsons? I think we should start seeing other people.

There’s … a lot of amateur porn on the Tumblr wire o_o

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:32:23 -0400

There’s … a lot of amateur porn on the Tumblr wire o_o

It’s reasons like this I wish Red Hook had better public...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:35:55 -0400

It’s reasons like this I wish Red Hook had better public transportation access. I would move there in a heartbeat.

top 5: social media/networking

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:11:49 -0400

1. Facebook

The Mega Social Networking Site. I’m on it every day, of course. Unfortunate statistics: the primary reason males use Facebook is to look at pictures of women they don’t know. The second reason is to look at pictures of women they do know.

2. YouTube

Primarily because of all the cute fucking videos I find on it. Oh yeah, and to occasionally feed my habit of stalking Damien Rice and Glen Hansard.

3. Twitter

RANDOM THOUGHTS ARE RANDOM LET’S LET EVERYONE SEE THEM. Or 140 characters of them. But Twitter has also decreased the amount of space between fans and celebrities (or, important people in general), which is awesome. The guy who does PRI’s twitter tends to tweet at me whenever I tweet him. Also, Adam Savage from MythBusters is one of my favorite people ever.

4. LiveJournal

I don’t use it often enough, but the communities are what push it over Xanga and other diary-style blogging sites for me. ontd_political is the best source for blogged news aggregation and commenting outside of … well, actually. It is the best.

5. Flickr

PRETTY PICTURES. Wait, why don’t I have an account there yet? BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ELSE HAS NICER CAMERAS THAN I DO. Fuck it.

~~5. Flickr~~

5. Tumblr

Let’s see what you’ve got, Tumblr.